We of the Gnoman race are dwindling into obscurity. It is not our fault; we suffer from lack of true digits and an overwhelming level of pessimism in anything unknown. Yet we hold out still, in the nooks and crannies of society, observing as ever humanities failings, misguided attempts at logic and general absurdities.

Yet as time passes it has become clear that it is you, humankind, that will supplant us upon this planet. Not wishing to lose our vast stores of sarcasm and pessimism completely we have banded together for one final push, entering the World Wide Web to help immortalise our thoughts about you lot up there.

So please, do not take offence where non is intended, the writings and rants found within these pages are no more than the death-grumbles of the last Gnome of the Gnorth. Read on if you dare.